Snake slithers out of toilet, bites Israeli man on his you-know-what

A sneaky snake bit a shocked Israeli man on the penis as he used the bathroom, it's reported.
The 35-year-old claims he suddenly felt a strong burning sensation in his private parts after sitting down to use the toilet in Haifa on Friday.

The small serpent had reportedly been hiding in the bowl and slithered out of the water when the man took his seat.
Luckily, the critter was not venomous.
The man was rushed to Rambam Medical Center where he received treatment for minor injuries, reports Your Jewish News.
A paramedic called to the scene told the website that the victim managed to stay calm and even joked with colleagues about his misfortune.

"This is the first time I've seen a snake bite like this. Luckily, all tests seem fine and the man is feeling well," the paramedic added.
"There will undoubtedly be bite marks on the area in question," a hospital representative said.
"The man is currently under observation pending additional test results and as soon as we get the results, he will be able to go home," the representative added.